THE HOT PROPERTY AUCTION! Stake your claim now or miss these priceless properties forever! Guaranteed in good condition - used only once(by Eunice) before! Limited stock(depending on Eunice's fanices of the moment) so make your bid today! Property 1: OP 
Bids: None yet, you're lucky!! Place your bid now before this offer is withdrawn! Description: Shady and questionable property. Quickly lost the interest of Eunice, but a little tidying up and clearing up the mess Eunice left behind will make him a real cosy abode. Property 2: TYM 
Bids: Several are considering this RED-HOT property, once Eunice officially finishes with it and puts it up on auction. Description: Presently a considerable turn-off to the average english-educated civillian as interiors possess an overwhelming Qing-dynasty layout and design. The walls are lined with teachings of Confucius and other deceased philosophers renowned in their time. The entire propety is saturated with cologne-fragrance, to keep away what smells like body odour secreted in profusion from the walls. It is however, considered a rare bird in modern-day, civilised society where educated civillians are adept at sleeping without drooling. Critics slammed Eunice for her "extremely bad taste" in acquiring this particular piece of property, but it seems she has finally set her sights on greeener pastures and is currently finishing the paperwork process. Property 3: Seth Tan 
Bids: Nat the Queen(and being the queen, she will be a very difficult contender) Description: As you can see from the advert, SETH is a natural team leader, standing out in the property market like the infamous Eunice among her decent classmates. Lauded as Eunice's best choice yet and known locally as a House of Humanities, SETH has been given glowing reviews and promises to provide a condusive studying environment for that coveted A1 in Humanities. As Nat the Queen(the major contender besides Eunice) once put it in an article published in The SNG English Times, SETH cheery yellow exterior lights up your day, "which is quite hard considering the walls are already a sunny yellow" and how "infectious joy leaks from every orifice". All fierce competition is worth enduring to lay hands on this most golden property! Such is the piping-hot popularity of SETH that it even has a website dedicated to its humanities jargon, www.humjipeng.wordpress.com Faced with such a tantalising offer, how can anyone not even consider bidding! Property 4: "Somebody else" 
Bids: None for the moment, since everyone knows her unreliable Eunice's taste is. Description: A wildcard by Eunice. In response to intelligent predictions by property market analyst Tessa that "Eunice is going to grab Seth Tan next", Eunice has leaked her plans on a mysterious "Someone else". Reports indicate she vehemently protested "Am not going to i swear! i've got someone else..". Will 'Somebody else' be another mind-blowing property like the much sought-after SETH or just a temporary fling like OP? Only time(and Eunice) will tell...
SO, PLACE YOUR BIDS IN THE RED-HOT PROPERTY MARKET TODAY! --------------- Reporter: Trina | 
